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Binkie Blogs — Caat-a-strofe

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Binkie

Binkieblog 10: Platzak

Mens is een heel belerend tiep. Ze legt de hele dag van alles aan iedereen uit. En het erge is: soms gaat ze mij ook van alles uitleggen. Nou ja, kan ik weer de wijze kater uithangen. Ik heb wel eens verteld dat ik een je-weet-welkater ben. Eh… platzak, zeg maar. En ik had van… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 9: Superidinges

Een van mijn fans vroeg of ik wilde uitleggen waarom wij, katten, superidinges (Wat was het ook alweer, mens? O ja: superieur) zijn aan andere dieren. Daar moest ik een poosje over nadenken (mens dacht dat ik sliep). Weet je wat het is: dat hóéf ik toch niet uit te leggen? Het is zo klaar… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 8: Spelen met je mens

  Af en toe moet je met je mensen spelen, anders worden ze verschrikkelijk lui. Mijn mens ligt bijvoorbeeld het liefste op de bank een boek te lezen. Haar idee van lichaamsbeweging is eens per minuut een bladzijde omslaan. Dus heb ik haar vanaf het begin duidelijk gemaakt dat ze af en toe van die… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 7: Er was eens…

Mens vertelde me net een sprookje. Het ging over een klein, zwart-wit katertje dat bij mensen in een huis woonde. ‘Dat katertje had het best naar zijn zin. Hij speelde en hij werd geknuffeld, en zo groeide hij op tot hij een puber was. Maar op een dag waren zijn mensen weg. Vlak daarvoor was… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 6: Geheime camera’s

Mens is vaak maar wat blij dat er geen geheime camera’s in onze flat hangen. Laatst had ze weer zoiets. Ik zat gezellig op haar arm een goed gesprek met haar te voeren, toen ik ineens een snorhaar verloor. Dat had ik zelf niet in de smiezen, maar mens wel. Ze zag hem op haar… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 5: Neuzen

Het is niet makkelijk om een zinnig gesprek met een mens te voeren. Jullie verstaan ons niet. Jullie horen ‘Miauw’ en ‘Mrrrrrrr!’ en ‘Wrow?’ en dat is het dan. Geef het maar toe: geen mens kent alle toonhoogtes, bijklanken en supertrillinkjes die alleen al aan het woord ‘miauw’ meer dan 127 betekenissen geven. Komt de… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 4: Het is moeilijk bescheiden te blijven

‘t Is wat. Zo lig je dood te gaan onder een struik, en zo ben je een Beroemde Kater. Dat had mens ook niet kunnen denken toen ze me opraapte. Ze dacht eigenlijk helemaal niks, behalve ‘die kater heeft hulp nodig!’ Ze wist niet eens hóé slecht ik eraan toe was. Maar goed, dat is… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 3: Flauwsies

Mens is dol op flauwsies. Daar word ik toch zó moe van! Ze noemt het trouwens zelf geen flauwsies, hoor. Ze heeft het altijd over woordspelingen of ‘puns’. ‘Wat is een pun?’ vroeg ik haar laatst. ‘Dat is het Engelse woord voor woordspeling,’ zei ze. Poeh! Alsof het minder erg is als je er een… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 2: De emo

  Jullie zullen wel merken dat mijn blogs geen onnozele prullen zijn. Nee, je léért er wat van! En vandaag leer je vast heel veel, want ik vertel iets over de emo. Nee, niet de emoe. De emo. Daar had je vast nog nooit van gehoord, hè? De emo is een soort kameleon, maar dan… Lees verder »

Binkieblog 1: Zo!

Hè, hè, eindelijk is mens d’r website in de lucht. Niet dat hij klaar is, maar hij is er in elk geval. En nou mag ik bloggen, want ik heb mijn eigen bloghoekje. Het Binkiebloghoekje. Voor mijn Binkieblogs. Of voor de blogs van Binkie. Wat vinden jullie? Afijn. Even mijn mouwtjes opstropen en mijn wollen… Lees verder »